Translation:
-Reason Nº 53 Why There Ain't No Mexican Super-heroes...
Wonder Woman —...No,but let me tell you,there's no one who can understand men! Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah
Freefall —I agree...by the by,what do you think of my manicure? Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah
Witchblade —Oh! It's gor-ge-ous!! It's totally super nice! You must tell me the address of your beauty parlor! Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah!
Asti —Holy cow! It's very high up here! Hey,I'd hate to interrupt but didn't you came here to rescue me? Hey! Can't you hear me? AUXILIO!!
Death —Aw,what's the worry!? JUMP,JUMP,JUMP!!
Arrow caption —Death appearing by courtesy of Neil Gaiman (even though he doesn't know about it...)
Notes in English
I know,I know.This cartoon is a bit sexist but trust me:when Mexican women gather and start talking,there's almost no human way to stop them.
Notas en Español
Ya sé,ya sé.Este cartón es un poco sexista,pero créanme:cuando las mujeres mexicanas se juntan y empiezan a platicar,no hay prácticamente poder humano que las detenga.
