Razón #80

Translation:
-Reason Nº 80 Why There Ain't No Mexican Super-heroes...
Wonder Woman —Grrrrrr...and what are you looking at?
Superman —I-I don't understand! I only told her that she looked pretty!!
Asti —Do the words "menopause","kotex" and "crazy broad" give you any hints? —and I think we'd better get out of here before she starts to 'caress' us with a kitchen knife!
Plate —Acme brand steel plate

Notes in English
Yeah,I know this cartoon is a very sexist one,but Mexico is a very sexist country.
Also,some Mexican women actually use their hormones as an easy excuse when relieving their stress or when they simply don't know how to manage their anger.As I said,it's a very sexist country.

Notas en Español
Sí,ya sé que este cartón es muy sexista,pero México es un país muy sexista.
Aparte,algunas mujeres mexicanas de hecho usan sus hormonas como excusa fácil para aliviar el stress o cuando simplemente no saben controlar su ira.Como dije,es un país muy sexista.

Razón #53

Translation:
-Reason Nº 53 Why There Ain't No Mexican Super-heroes...
Wonder Woman —...No,but let me tell you,there's no one who can understand men! Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah
Freefall —I agree...by the by,what do you think of my manicure? Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah
Witchblade —Oh! It's gor-ge-ous!! It's totally super nice! You must tell me the address of your beauty parlor! Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah!
Asti —Holy cow! It's very high up here! Hey,I'd hate to interrupt but didn't you came here to rescue me? Hey! Can't you hear me? AUXILIO!!
Death —Aw,what's the worry!? JUMP,JUMP,JUMP!!
Arrow caption —Death appearing by courtesy of Neil Gaiman (even though he doesn't know about it...)

Notes in English
I know,I know.This cartoon is a bit sexist but trust me:when Mexican women gather and start talking,there's almost no human way to stop them.

Notas en Español
Ya sé,ya sé.Este cartón es un poco sexista,pero créanme:cuando las mujeres mexicanas se juntan y empiezan a platicar,no hay prácticamente poder humano que las detenga.